Yea, that's right. You heard it here first folks.
This isn't your moms technology company.
This isn't your dads first AI startup
We mean business around here. What type of Business?
BIG. Business. Not little, not small. Not fucking miniscule.
BIG. BUSINESS.
How big in fact? Simple. We are working on cutting edge technology around here. Fucking insane shit. New stuff. Cutting edge stuff.
Ever heard of SPANNING TREE? We're cutting it down. Span a fuckin book, because we're doing FLAT networks around here. Routing loops were invented by the government to sell you switches with better CPU's. We don't need 'em. I run this shit on a 10mb hub from 2000. Try to stop us, YOU CANT.
Got a problem with that? Get an OSPF Route to some BITCHES if you think that's a problem.
We spent our entire marketing budget on the Domain, if you think we need Javascript, well, that's like, your opinion man.
DOM LABORATORIES 2026. FUTURE TECH. FUTURE INNOVATION